The Senate Radio

The playoffs are officially here and The Senate Radio has you covered with expertly uninformed analysis of this weekends epic matchups!

While this episode begins like any other, it’s quickly highjacked by DJMDK who brutally assaults the host MDK and steals the mic to start us off with another episode of SOUND OFF. The RoloNator starts us off calling in from a bye week to check everyone in The Senate who’s doubted him all season by claiming that luck is the only reason he’s in the position his in. Well he’s got news for everyone, he disagrees and is ready to prove all the Senators who’ve doubted him along the way that they underestimate him at their own peril. Watch out bitches.

After the quick SOUNF OFF, MDK gets back on the saddle and breaks it all down in the Round 1 Preview and picks his the teams he thinks will be moving on to the next round of the post season.

SOUND OFF returns mid episode to deliver more callers who are ready to talk that GAS. Calling in first is Merino who’s doubtful of his team because, well, they actually suck. His confidence is forced and all he can do is pump and pray for a W against Mikey this weekend. Not to be outdone, Mikey calls in next to yell and scream unintelligibly about how ready he is and how shit Merino’s team is. Perfection on the radio: ONLY ON SOUND OFF.

After another preview by MDK, SOUND OFF returns it’s final segment of the episode. DJMDK nearly quits when he finds out MDK actually get’s paid to do this. Alex calls in first and keeps it short and simple; no shit talking his opponent, no cursing at his opponent , and no disrespecting his opponent. NO FUN. DJMDK doesn’t let it slide and scolds him for his lack of temerity and cowardice. Fortunately the segment is saved by the final caller, none other than the SALAMI himself, Jordan. After he apologizes for his hiatus from SOUND OFF he’s ready to talk that….fakevert? That’s right, he’s here to promote a brand of Italian Sausage with a short story that’ll get any red blooded man hotter than a skillet over an open flame. With the bills paid, Jordan unloads on his opponent Alex with an explicit yet arousing sound clip that he guarantees will mirror what his team will do to Alex this weekend. ONLY ON SOUND OFF.

From December 16th, 2022.